When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand The Doctor.
Don't worry about the world ending today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch everyone wonder how the hell you did it.
Never ever take a laxitive and a sleeping pill together.
Apperently Adavada Kedavra turns wizards into sparly vampires and that is why it is unforgiveable.
Its not me... Its the voices in my head. They tell me to kill people.
It's o.k. man. If it doesn't affect you, you're not human.
There's a line between idiotic and stupidity.....And you just crossed it.
One person's craziness is another person's reality.
There's a pink bucket 40 feet up a pine tree. Why?
We had drugs? Oh my God, why am I driving drunk when I could've been driving high?
I'll get my engineers to make a combustible lemon! Then we'll burn life's house down, with the lemons!
There is no such thing as sanity, only varying degrees of madness
I talk too much. It's tragic
98% of teenagers have smoked, drunk, or had sex. Put this in your signature if you like bagels.
I got all these from signatures on Deviantart, some are more funny than these but I am lazy and don't feel like scouring any more pages for quotes.
Peace love and all that jazz
Zarina
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