In what universe?

In what universe is Bella Swan punk? So Vanity Fair thinks that that chick is punk, they obviously have never heard of Paramore or Thalia Grace. Those are punk, Krisen Stewrt is not. I kinda want to slap some sense into whoever wrote that complete crap. I have also noticed that my swearing has gotten much worse the closer I get to 16. Also Howard Stern was being a complete troll to Turf on AGT. He was all like we're sending you home . . . To pack your bags to come to New York. Also those idiots sent the worst singer ever on to New York. He sounds, like, constapated or something. And he's alll groaning and stuff when he sings, very annoying. I had to plug my ears, and mom was like, poop already, which is where I got the constapated thing. Peace love and all that jazz Zarina

I remember now

The AGT people were totally trollin on this latest episode. They stopped on this one shot of this gut dropping his lockpick in a locked tub of water. The judges were being trolls as well but I don't remember how. Zarina

There was something . . .

But I don't remember ehat it was. I was totally going to rant about something earlier today, now I don't have a clue what that was. My memory is a fucking black hole sometimes. Like now, I would really love to know what the hell I wanted to get off my chest. It might have been my completely moronic fail at using tampons, or perhaps how huge of a nerd I am for getting excited at seeing Elemental Hero Avion stuck between Flame Swordsman and Dark Magician on an episode of Yu-gi-oh Zexal (owners being Jaden from Gx, Joey from the orginal and Yugi from the original respectivly). I think I'll talk about my fail for a while. So yesterday I tried using a tampon for the second time in my life, and I swear I could not get the thing in there. It was like my vigina is the size of a ficking pincil. I have suscessfully used a tampon before so I have no clue why this was such an epic fail. But WTF? I am sure you people totally want to know all this personal shit about me. I'm sure anybody reading this is like TMI bitch, please STFU now. (I added the please to make cursing at myself less mean, ain't I sweet. F me.) No out for you Zarina

Srsly?

Yes, I did just have a fangirl freakout over YU-GI-OH. So I'm watching Zexal and they start dueling with the blue-eyes, red-eyes, dark magician, and dark magician girl. At first I was feaking about the fact that Yuma was using Yugi's most famous card, then about the fact that I saw Flame swordsman in the bg, and then I was mad that the idiot using the dragons was using Kiba's cards and Joey's cards together. WTF is that all about? If you're going to use the blue-eyes white dragon then at least have the decency to use, like, another of Kiba's cards and not tarnish the red-eyes rep as Joey's card. I mean if you're going to use Joey's card use Flame Swordsman instead of freaking Blue-eyes, come on Joey and Kiba HATED each other, WITH A FIREY PASSION, they would NEVER, I repeat NEVER allow their respective best cards to be used together, NEVER! Did I really just freak over that? Really? I'm such a weirdo. Peace love and all that jazz Zarina

F'ed up pairings

So when Lani was down we started discussing pairings that were royally f**ked here are a few of mine.

Chrona X anyone (nothing is scarier than not being able to figure out whether it is yaoi, yuri, or straight)

Cawlin X Bathroom Hand (from Skyward Sword, if you give Cawlin's letter to the bathroom hand it falls for him.  The worst part is the fact that it's canon.)

Girahim X Fi (nothing says love like a gay demon lord and a sword spirit with no arms)

Sora X Roxas (no dude, just no.  They are basically the same person)

Axel X Kairi (da fuk?)

Girahim X Link (gay demon lord and great hero . . . in what universe does this make sense?  Link totally looks like he is terrified that the dude is going to rape him.  He won't enjoy it!)

peace love and all that jazz
Zarina

Be Prepared for Fangirl

So today was my family's last day here in our house and they brought me my b-ay gift since they can't make it down for my actual birthday. Anyway I opened my present and pulled out a shirt and headband, okay . . . Cool, whatever. They told me there was something else in the bag and so I stuck my hand in and pulled it out. It was a sonic screwdriver flashlight. Matt Smith's to be exact. Needless to say I am an extremly satisfied fangirl. SONIC SCREWDRIVER FLASHLIGHT PEOPLE! SONIC SCREWDRIVE FLASHLIGHT! Peace love and all that jazz Zarina

Poor Hobo

So my mother and I were comming back from play pratice the other night and we found this dog.  This poor animal was nothing but skin and bones.  He was so weak that he had almost no strength.  He wobbled right over to me and fell over.  He had beatiful fur and the cutest face.  This pitiful pit bull puppy had been abandoned by some asshole and left on the street to die.  He barely had the strength to eat.  He still had puppy paws and an extremly young face.  He was covered in beggar's lice and other assorted things.  We had to put the food that we carry around for just such an occasion right in front of his nose before he would even look at it.  We finally got him to eat 2 piles of food.  It was interesting that he came right up to me even when it was mkom who was calling him.  He looked like he wanted to jump in the car but didn't have enough strength.  He finally got up and wobbled down the street with mockingbirds divebombing him.  We are calling him Hobo. 

Well that didn't turn out as planned

OK so I was watching anime on my computer right? And I'm watching it in Japanese with English subtitles because the English dub of this particular anime SUCKS.  God forbid that the characters have any personal growth throughout the show, good voice actors, and that the show have its main romance actually in the English dub . . . I'm off topic.  Anyway I click on the next episode and this horrible sound assaults my ears.  It was the opening to the English Dub and I'm thinking WTF.  . . So I refresh the page and it does it again. I click on the tab that says English Sub and it does it again.  I finally get the idea to click on the English Dub tab and lo and behold the Japanese opening pops up immediately.  Apparently the site I was watching screwed up majorly and switch the dub and sub of this episode.  It freaked me the hell out for a second there though. 

You know you're a nerd if . . .

you compare the Goddesses of Hyrule to the Founders of Hogwarts.

Peace love and all jazz
Zarina
Just look at my last post, I explain it there.

Realizations

Has anyone ever noticed that the goddesses of Hyrule and the founders of Hogwarts are similar?

First there is Din and she is the goddess of power and Slytherin who liked powerful students.

Then Nayru, goddess of wisdom, and Ravenclaw.

Next is Farore, goddess of courage, and Griffindor,

Finaly this new goddess named . . . Hly or something of that sort who is just a goddess and Hufelpuf.

Peace love and all that jazz
Zarina

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Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddddd! What the freaking hell are you doing? This contains major spoilers for the new Soul Eater chapter so stop reading NOW if you don't want to be spoiled. Everybody gone that dosen't want spoilers? Good Kid is changing! He is changing from being a symmetry freak. This . . . goes aginst every Soul Eater law in the world, Kid is symmetry. It's like . . . Soul being in hyper ADHD three year old mode, or Black Star hating on himself, or Maka not being a bibliophile, or Tsubaki getting really pissed and cussing everybody out! It's . . . just not natural. I freaked the hell out, I mean jumping around my room, silently screaming in total fangirl freakout mode. I actually terrified myself a bit. Too freaked to say what I normaly do Zarina

What?

I have 197 pageviews? Who are all you people? Can I hear from you? Comment plz! Actually I think at least three of these were pushing the wrong button on my ipad. I think there were like people in Germany and Turkey. Que? Some are from some denture place or something. Whatever. I finally finished Soul Eater. I heard that there is a new season out, that makes me insanely happy. I doubt that it's for real but it makes me happy. I heard about in the youtube comment scetion, which is why I doubt the information, but the person said they have a friend of a friend who lives in Japan and saw a new episode. I think someone misunderstood something somewhere down the line, but the fangirl in me refuses to back down on this. Sigh. I am once again in need of a new fandom. I am running out of these things like crazy! I wonder if I should take Jessie's advice and watch Full Metal Alchimst? Perhaps not. Peace love and all that jazz Zarina

I'm so weird

I have jusst finished on of my fandoms that I havve been putting off ending for almost half a year.  That is Zero No Tsukiama (sp?) and it is so good.  The ending is adorable but I have one complaint.  The most romantice place they could think of for their honeymoon was his world to meet the inlaws?  WTF?  Who came up with that?  I think it was Louise since she was the one who opened the door to his world.  Plus she probably wanted to meet his parents, even if it was a bit late, seeing as they were already married at that point. 

Also I went to my frien Sue's graduation party and his friend Jessie was there.  Jessie is sort of like me and Monkey (formerly Kiara) in what we like.  Well at one point Sue "raped" me by bumping me with his hip and I yelled "I don't know how to deal with being raped!"  and I went to the corner of his fence.  Jessie staretd laughing at me and called me C(h)rona.  We also got into a disscussion about what the Doctor would wear to the beach and when I suggested TARDIS blue trunks with sonic screwdrivers on them she said that was his undrewear pattern.  O.o

I think I got Kira interested in Soul Eater because she wanted to watch Yu-Gi-Oh on my computer and I didn't so I got out my ipad and started watching Soul Eater.  THe internet took forever to load so she ended up watching the episode with me.  I also ended up watching Yu-Gi-Oh with her.  Things even out.

peace love and all that jazz
Zarina

Lables suck

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems Life is too short to stick to labels. Everyone deserves to be treated humanely without judgement. Peace love and all that jazz Zarina

Today

So today I had a busy day, beading this morning. I had restart my project twice which was quite annoying. I had to go to music camp this afternoon. The first group was good, the second was waaaaaay too talkative, and the third was huge. But the most. Annoying part. Of. My. Day. Was the fact that I had the stupid Excalibur song stuck in my head. All. Day. Long. Pity me people, pity me. Peace love and all that jazz Zarina

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I had to take my SAT test on Saturday and the were several unusual things that happened. First, the second row of buttons on my calculator didn't work. Isn't that a conplete bitch, most important test of my life and the fucking calculator is broken. Have you ever realized just how much you use the 1, 2, 3, and + buttons? I have since those were the ones that didn't work. Let's just say that I felt screwed up the butt for the first math section. Second I kept trying to positotn my test symmetrically on the desk, and I was in seat #8 holy crap, I'm turning into Kid! If I ever get that OCD I am giving all who read this full permission to slap all the sense out of me. I have also figured out the I completly love Chrona. And that I could cosplay Marie without too many problems. Peace love and all that jazz Zarina

I'm sorry

I told myself the I would not I would not forget and I did anyway. Well here it is anyway, happy birthday Lani or belated birthday as the case may be. I was taking tests all yesterday and completly forgot that I was gonna post a birthday post for you. I'm sowy :'( Peace love and all that jazz Zarina