Y U NO CHARGE?

So I'm trying to watch an Lp and my computer decides to be a little bitch and shut down without informing me that the battery was low. *eyetwich* Then it won't shut the hell off. If it dosen't shut off completly it it won't turn back on. *eyetwich* then when I finally get the fucking thing turned on and plug it in it won't charge. My computer has this thing where sometimes it won't recognise the cable. It will draw power from it, bug the power won't be stored in the battery. This happens when my computer decides to be a complete bitch to me. The ipad is so much simpler to use. Except that it won't do playlists on youtube. Really annoying. So all in all my computer sucks right now and I needed to vent. And cuss it out. I might say I'm sorry later. But that is doubtful. Peace love and all that jazz Zarina