Elevator Pranks

1. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
3. Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
4. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
7. Meow occasionally.
8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
9. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
10. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
11. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
12. Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
13. Say "Ding" at each floor.
14. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
15. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
16. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
17. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
18. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
19. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
20. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
21. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
22. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
23. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
24. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
25. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
26. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
27. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
28. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
29. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
30. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
31. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
32. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
33. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
34. Swat at flies that don't exist.
35. Tell people that you can see their aura.
36. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
37. Shave.
38. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
39. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
40. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
41. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
42. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
43. Leave a box between the doors.
44. Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
45. Start a sing-along.
46. One word: Flatulence!
47. Do Tai Chi exercises
48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
49. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
52. Bring a chair along.
53. Lean against the button panel.
54. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
55. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it
56. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
57. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
58. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
59. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
60. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
61. Play the harmonica.
62. Shadow box.
63. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
64. Blow spit bubbles.
65. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings
66. Wear “X-ray specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
67. Stare at your thumb and say “I think it’s getting larger.”
68. When you get off the elevator, whisper to the others who stayed on, "I'd get off the elevator NOW if I were you."
69. When the other people in the elevator leave, yell "SHARON!"
70. Hum the "Mission Impossible" theme, speak into your lapel and say "Right, Jim".
71. Tell one of the other passengers that you're sorry, but you're going to have to let him go
72. Sing along with the Muzak
73. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it. quick!" then whistle innocently.
74. Hum the theme from "Mission Impossible" while climbing the elevator wall.
75. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
76. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
77. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
78. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
79.  Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
80. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
81. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
82. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
83. Try to get a game of "Twister" going. Find a crowded elevator and pace back and forth inside it.
84. Walk in, face the back and go about two inches from the back wall.
85. Walk in, and start reciting a shopping list in monotone.
86. Stand right in front of the doors when waiting to get on. (This gets a good reaction from the people inside.)
87. Once inside, stand right in front of the doors, waiting to get out. (This gets a good reaction from the people waiting to get on)
88. Wait till the door is almost closed then pry the doors apart with a painful expression on your face.
89. Sing anything by Guns 'n' Hosers while pantomiming the lyrics. (I love her but I had to kill her, would be good)
90. Look at the ground while standing in the corner and moan softly.
91. When the doors close, look at the person next to you and yell, "Your nostrils they're like wind tunnels, SUCKING UP ALL MY AIR!" Then scream and collapse, when the doors open, get up and calmly walk out.
92. Comment one by one, on the clothing of all the people riding in the elevator.
93. Push the emergency stop button and say "Now it's time for you all to DIE! Just kidding." restart the elevator.
94. Wander from corner to corner of the elevator during the course of the journey.
95. Hit every floor button, and at each floor get out and say, "Nope, this ain't the right one." Get back on and ride to the next floor. Repeat.
96. Explain to some poor innocent stranger all about the complex dental work you supposedly received. Get them to look in your mouth and everything.
97. Tell some poor sod your complete life history completely out of the blue.
98. Ask for advice on a completely disgusting problem.
99. Get a vote from the entire elevator about some completely pointless issue.
100. Say, "Omigod, did you hear that?" And look completely panicked while not uttering a single intelligible word.
101. Sit in the corner and meditate. "Ohm."
102. Pick up the emergency phone and try to order pizza.
103. Run like hell while the security guards try to find you to kick you out. (This can be applied to all)
104. Wear an earphone with the cord inside your jacket, carry a walkie-talkie. Once inside the elevator, stop it and say. "Williams FBI, I need to see some ID. Look at everybody's ID restart the elevator and talk into your walkie-talkie saying, "It's ok he's not on this one. But we think he did manage to find bullets for his gun."
105. Say to an older lady "My you've got nice hair." Pull out a pair of scissors and look suggestively at her.
106. In a foreign accent say "You are very beautiful." to a young girl. Pull out some money and say "How much to purchase you?". Indian accents work well for this, like the guy on Short Circuit.
107. Do all of these things with a friend, while both of you are wearing trench coats and dark glasses.

I really Have no idea why I looked these up.

Peace love and all that jazz                                                                                              Zarina