there are no words for this

I found recently some crack pairings for Kingdom Hearts that have Disney Rolling in his grave and Namoura on the floor in a dead faint.
1. Sora and Olette (Meh.  I ship Sora and Kairi all the way though)
2. Riku and Megara (What would Hercules say?)
3. Demyx and Namine (K. but Roxas and Nami all the way)
4. Sora and Fuu (WTF?  I don't even think they have one actual conversation)
5. Demyx and Kairi (They definently never meet)
6. Davy Jones and Urusula (WTF?  Where did this come from?)
7. Luxord and the Queen of Hearts (She's already married . . .)
8. Barbossa and Clarabella Cow (no comment)
9. Axel and Tinkerbell (Ahhh kill it, kill it with fire! or water)
10. Cid and Larxene (passes out from weirdness)
11. Sora and Xion (that would either be narcissism or masturbation whichever way you roll)
Some of these are just weird I will update this as I find more weird A$$ pairings like this.  I found a really cool person on fanfiction that writes for Dr. who and Kingdom hearts and both are awesome.  When I saw that they liked a lot of the things that I like.  put simply I freaked!  I fell of my bed and like had a seizure.  Jkjk but I did fall of the bed.  then I got up and started jumping up and down.  It was kind of sad really. 

Peace, love and all that jazz
Zarina